today...
Kid 1: um.... Mrs P?
Me: Yes, Kid 1?
Kid 1: how come you know everything?
What I actually said: No-one knows everything, Kid 1.
(What I thought: mwahahahahahahah - finally someone recognises that I am a supreme being!)
Kid 1: You know more than me.
Me: Well I am older than you so I've learnt more stuff.
Kid 1: Yeah, that's true. Much older.
aaaaand down to earth with a thump!
